I don't mean to step on any feet and I think that because of the
"nature" of this film, that doing so is inevitable, but America is a
free country and I can say what I like. If you don't like it, then, I'm
sorry, that's just the way I think. Brokeback Mountain gets a big one
star out of 10 and I strip it of all awards it has received. And it
only gets that because of the filming. The director got in a few good
camera angles and that was the saving grace from this movie receiving a
big goose egg. It angers me greatly when movies such as this one sweep
awards just because of its eccentric theme and "nature". That's really
all I can call it. Had this movie starred completely straight
individuals, the critics would have agreed. Google's collective rating
was a 4.6/5.0 which I believe is completely bollocks. Some reviewers
gave it 5/5, that's just ludicrous. Some referred to it as "a
masterpiece" or "more than a gay movie". Those people are liars. The
only reason this movie has received any publicity at all is because of
its questionable content. The acting was fine, but Heath's voice
sounded like he was holding rocks in his jaws. The music was so
overbearing, that by the end of the movie, I wanted to choke that
guitar player. I hope he was doing it for free, at least that would
explain it. Although the movie's real running time was around 2 hours,
it was soooo slow during 98% of it, it felt as if it would be morning
when we got out. Waiting for any kind of actual content from the
beginning of the movie felt like waiting in line at the DMV... endless,
and since there really wasn't anything I in
the movie, they had to waste time with empty scenes and way too visual
"encounters" between the main characters. One scene, apparently showing
the low budget (?) of the film has on of the set microphones fall into
the frame? wtf? How did this POS movie win anything? Was it the "hot"
stars? The nudity? The adultery? The horrible parenting? The domestic
verbal and physical abuse? The gay encounters? I'm baffled by this. Spoiler:: In the end, Jake Gyllenhaal's character is murdered and covered up by the local Texans and that's when I started to rejoice... soon it would be over. ::
All in all, the movie was about a complete lack of morals and how in
the end, everything is alright, as long as you don't get caught. Hardly
values to relay no matter what kind of movie. There wasn't any happy
ending and there wasn't really any entertainment in between the credits
and the title. Take it from me and don't waste your time with this
horrible utter embarrassment to the MPAA. "I wish I knew how to quit
you." I wish I knew how to forget you [the movie]. 








